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So here is where most people list the things they like that they happen to then blog about. I can't predict what you will find here because this is an opportunity for me to bring my obessions into one place and harnest them into things of beauty and wit that can then be shown to the world as a [re]presentation of myself that is simultaneously shallow and deep.
theofficenbc: Your presence is kindly requested at Dwight and Angela’s wedding. REBLOG to RSVP.

theofficenbc:

Your presence is kindly requested at Dwight and Angela’s wedding. REBLOG to RSVP.


Bobby McFerrin - Circle Song 6 (My go to example for modern day scatting and music woven together). 


❝Sometimes you’re 23 and standing in the kitchen of your house making breakfast and brewing coffee and listening to music that for some reason is really getting to your heart. You’re just standing there thinking about going to work and picking up your dry cleaning. And also more exciting things like books you’re reading and trips you plan on taking and relationships that are springing into existence. Or fading from your memory, which is far less exciting. And suddenly you just don’t feel at home in your skin or in your house and you just want home but “Mom’s” probably wouldn’t feel like home anymore either. There used to be the comfort of a number in your phone and ears that listened everyday and arms that were never for anyone else. But just to calm you down when you started feeling trapped in a five-minute period where nostalgia is too much and thoughts of this person you are feel foreign. When you realize that you’ll never be this young again but this is the first time you’ve ever been this old. When you can’t remember how you got from sixteen to here and all the same feel like sixteen is just as much of a stranger to you now. The song is over. The coffee’s done. You’re going to breathe in and out. You’re going to be fine in about five minutes.❞


I don't need you to wish me luck, you son of a bitch. [SYDNEY BRISTOW]


my-quarterlifecrisis: so true.

my-quarterlifecrisis:

so true.

(Source: incisively)


elliottwith2ts: tennantstaycout: In which Elliot Morgan explains my life. “WELL IT’S TRUE,” he says to the gif, the irony washing over him like a cold shower.

elliottwith2ts:

tennantstaycout:

In which Elliot Morgan explains my life.

“WELL IT’S TRUE,” he says to the gif, the irony washing over him like a cold shower.


tamburina: Edward Hopper, Nighthawks (detail), 1942

tamburina:

Edward Hopper, Nighthawks (detail), 1942


fairytalemood:

“Disney Princesses Battle of the Bands: Captive Hearts & Snow White and the Happily Ever Afters” by Selena Goulding


bowtiesarecool4:

lunapics:

theshells:

I can’t stop laughing at Harry running the fuck away, the boy who lived ladies and gentlemen.

….You realize, of course, that Hermione Granger lit a teacher on fire when she was eleven, and kept a person alive in a jar for a year when she was fourteen, and studies dark and forbidden magics for kicks, and is one of the brightest and strongest witches of her era. If she came at me, even wandless, I would aparate to Neptune to get away from her.

^^ THIS

(Source: fallforwatson)


by-the-inglenook: Gahh one of my favorite movies

by-the-inglenook:

Gahh one of my favorite movies


Do you notice how it’s blurry at the beginning and suddenly sharpens at the end? When it’s blurry, it’s because when you’re in love, you supposedly don’t see anything other than the person you love. And when it sharpens, it’s because the world has come back into focus now that their loved one is gone.

Do you notice how it’s blurry at the beginning and suddenly sharpens at the end?

When it’s blurry, it’s because when you’re in love, you supposedly don’t see anything other than the person you love.

And when it sharpens, it’s because the world has come back into focus now that their loved one is gone.

(Source: fuckedwithoutyou)


lovecraftianpsychoanalyst: mollyiswideawake: mr-davestrider: punpunichu: kisswwithafist: boku-no-mj: octoshrimp: minestuck: ramirezdahmerbundy: The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself. Do not harm little children. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him. satan does not approve of the harming of little kids satan disproves of rape satan wants you to treat others the way you want to be treated hail satan Satan sounds like a swell guy, actually Damn Satan you more tolerate than christianity If he does not stop, destroy him I’m pretty sure I already live by all these rules This week on ‘I Didn’t Know I Was A Satanist’

lovecraftianpsychoanalyst:

mollyiswideawake:

mr-davestrider:

punpunichu:

kisswwithafist:

boku-no-mj:

octoshrimp:

minestuck:

ramirezdahmerbundy:

The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth

  • Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
  • Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
  • When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
  • If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
  • Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
  • Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
  • Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
  • Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
  • Do not harm little children.
  • Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
  • When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

satan does not approve of the harming of little kids

satan disproves of rape

satan wants you to treat others the way you want to be treated

hail satan

Satan sounds like a swell guy, actually

Damn Satan you more tolerate than christianity

If he does not stop, destroy him

I’m pretty sure I already live by all these rules

This week on ‘I Didn’t Know I Was A Satanist’


#Sometimes you just got to reblog pictures of Gilderoy Lockhart I don’t understand why the pic isn’t moving…
#Sometimes you just got to reblog pictures of Gilderoy Lockhart

I don’t understand why the pic isn’t moving…

(Source: yerawizardharry)


(Source: beeishappy)


(Source: thelordofthepotatoes)