So we started reading Romeo and Juliet in English class and i yelled out SPOILER: Romeo and Juliet die… and i shit you not at least 1/3 of the class got really pissed at me beacuse they didnt know thats how it ended
IT TELLS YOU IN THE PROLOGUE
CIVIL BLOOD MAKES CIVIL HANDS UNCLEAN
WHAT DID YOU THINK THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT, SOMEONE GETTING A PAPERCUT
There are two kinds of people in this world:
1) People who will do the clappy thing together with the “Friends” theme song whenever they hear it.
Bill Murray in Wes Anderson movies
“‘Sometimes comets are thought to be lost. And then they come back into orbit. And when they’re calculated scientists find that they weren’t lost at all. They’re found.’”- Gus
“I don’t know who told you you’re a bad guy, but somebody did, somebody along the way. Somebody or something convinced you of it because you think you’re a bad guy, and you’re just not. I’m socially inept, but even I know that. So because you’re a bad guy you try to do things you think a good guy would do, like committing to someone you like but maybe don’t love. A sweet, smart, wholesome Midwestern girl. I could be wrong. I almost always am.”
This is me when I go out and I’ve had a few drinks and I try to talk to someone.
(Courtesy of Comedy Centrals Facebook and their tv show Drunk History which is my new favorite show and I would appreciate it if I could watch it online so I can laugh always)