So here is where most people list the things they like that they happen to then blog about. I can't predict what you will find here because this is an opportunity for me to bring my obessions into one place and harnest them into things of beauty and wit that can then be shown to the world as a [re]presentation of myself that is simultaneously shallow and deep.
So this happened…

So this happened…


mshale:

100+ Questions to Ask Before Renting an Apartment

I’ve moved a lot in the last 10 years. I’ve lived in tiny dumps and large “luxury” apartment complexes. Over the years I’ve encountered a number of problems and surprise amenities. This is my checklist when I am looking for a new place to live….


  • store guy: /extensively stares at boobs
  • me: yes, hello, i'm here because my mobile's not working. also if you could please stop looking at my breasts?
  • store guy: oh my god i wasn't looking at your breasts! - i mean, that, too, but... /slowly unbuttons shirt
  • me: ... why are you taking your shirt off now
  • store guy: /dramatically opens shirt to reveal iron man tee
  • me: /looks down at her captain america tee
  • store guy: /happy seal-clapping
  • me: oh my god we match
  • store guy: if we can't repair your phone, you can be damn sure we'll avenge it!

casualgeeks: Awesome Avengers Version Of Edward Hopper’s Nighthawks Credit goes to John P. Glynn for this fantastic take on the classic diner painting by Edward Hopper. Definitely my new desktop wallpaper.

casualgeeks:

Awesome Avengers Version Of Edward Hopper’s Nighthawks

Credit goes to John P. Glynn for this fantastic take on the classic diner painting by Edward Hopper. Definitely my new desktop wallpaper.


Finding out you're adopted
  • Loki: *kills over 80 people and tries to destroy Midgard*
  • Hercules: *sings*

(Source: b3autifultrag3dy)


narcolepticinsomniac:

disney-overdose:

Story of a Five Year-Old Avenger, Meeting the Avengers

“Hi, Loki!” my wife said (100% sure she didn’t know Tim Hiddleston’s name). “Can my son get a picture with you?” she asked. “Can I put him on my shoulders?” Loki asks. “Um … okay?” is Jill’s response and hands Tom Hiddleston our son.  He hoists him up on to his shoulders (I should mention that this guy is like 8 feet tall), and my wife takes out her Blackberry, only to find that it’s on its last battery leg. Nonetheless she manages to get a couple of shots.  Hiddleston puts Edison down, shakes his hand and says goodbye…

… Evans crouches down next to Edison, who extends his hand and shakes the hand of The First Avenger. “Can I see your shield?” Evans asks and Edison hands his battered toy shield over. “Wow, you’re getting a lot of use out of this. You fighting a lot of bad guys with this?” he asks.  Chris Evans and Edison proceed to have a conversation about the finer points of shields and fighting the enemy.

Aw (:

awbudfgkj cuties


❝There is a particular genus of teenagers who break out into song spontaneously with their friends, know all the words to Rent and/or Wicked, and will do anything for a taste of being onstage in front of an audience. They’re called theater geeks, and I am a card-carrying member of their ranks.❞
(

Lin-Manuel Miranda

creator of the Tony Award winning musical, In the Heights

(via neeenyaledonio)

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  • Friend: you only like ______ because of his looks.
  • Me: yeah, that's why I bought his album, to listen to his face.

This girl on Facebook said that Hulk was scary in Avengers

boguskudos:

Really? Because I’m pretty sure he was a teddy bear wrapped in sunshine on a cloud.


(Source: blainersandkurtsies)


lokis-helmet:

bohemianrhapsodomy:

flesh-mechanics:

Fucking finally.

BEST SCENE IN THE ENTIRE FUCKING MOVIE

OK IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE AVENGERS YOU STILL NEED TO WATCH THIS OK I’M JUST LIKE OGMFG SDGFUISDUF DGL OKSDGI SDHFDS AND HAWKEYE ALFO KI AND SUHFS LOKI FASDIJASDSTRF

I LOVED THIS SCENE AND THE WAY HE JUST LOOKED AT ALL THE PEOPLE IN FEAR OF HIM AND HE LOVED IT AND AJHGLKDJGLKSJGL;KJA

(Source: hiddlestont)


the-listening: elenafishers: starkfortony: proof that Jeremy Renner is the most adorable person ever. oh he’s with his mom, bless his soul! more proof

the-listening:

elenafishers:

starkfortony:

proof that Jeremy Renner is the most adorable person ever.

oh he’s with his mom, bless his soul!

more proof


5/50 - The Avengers Cast | Robert Downey Jr. & Jeremy Renner.

5/50 - The Avengers Cast | Robert Downey Jr. & Jeremy Renner.


carls14: Lmao!

carls14:

Lmao!